alex_j ([info]alex_j) wrote,
@ 2007-05-18 12:27:00
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Dog-sitting

 

Butch (Russian “Boooch”) is now staying in my flat!  I’m officially “dog-sitting” while friends are away on holiday in Krasnodar.  So far I’ve managed to teach him several useful commands:

1)      “Piss on BMW tyre!”

2)      “Attract attention of beautiful woman!”

3)      “Bite uncooperative shop assistant!”

 

“Good boy!”

This could work out well unless he decides to eat the furniture.


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[info]banshee7
2007-05-18 08:39 am UTC (link)
is it a pup or an adult dog? a boxer? nice commands though and extremely useful. don't you like the BMWs? 8-)

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[info]alex_j
2007-05-18 06:09 pm UTC (link)
Don't like New Russians ;)
u don't have a BMW, do u?!

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[info]banshee7
2007-05-18 06:23 pm UTC (link)
I don't have an opinion about new russians, 'cause I live in Middle East for 15 years. I don't have a BMW also, I use a Trek 3700, which is a bicycle. 8-)

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[info]girasole_ru
2007-05-18 11:25 am UTC (link)
Face looks like he's able to do the last thing you mentioned... ;-)

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[info]alex_j
2007-05-18 06:11 pm UTC (link)
only on my command!

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[info]melonicecream
2007-05-18 06:05 pm UTC (link)
Very scary, a devil of a dog! Might scare away all beauties:)

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[info]a_gata
2007-05-18 06:27 pm UTC (link)
Nice story :))

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[info]nurrra
2007-05-18 09:36 pm UTC (link)
хмммммм. :)))
and here is my dog:

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[info]alex_j
2007-05-21 09:32 am UTC (link)
They might get on! =)

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[info]alex_j
2007-05-25 04:05 pm UTC (link)
Busy - sorry! But will try and find you someone native 4 monday. =)

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[info]shurumburum
2007-05-25 07:56 pm UTC (link)
Thank you! if you find somebody, please, ask to call me before Monday

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[info]shurumburum
2007-05-28 03:05 pm UTC (link)
I wanted to say thanks once again. I got calls from several of your friends and agreed with the first one who called. So thank you for help!! :)

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[info]alex_j
2007-05-28 07:15 pm UTC (link)
u r welcome =)

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[info]lungrig
2007-06-09 07:06 pm UTC (link)
hello! sorry for the offtop. a friend of mine is seeking for the english teacher (native speaker) for private lessons. could i ask for your help? may be you know someone who would like to teach english or may be you could do it yourself?

thanks in advance,
alex

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[info]alex_j
2007-06-09 07:17 pm UTC (link)
I can find your friend an native English teacher no problem - email me a contact phone number here: alexjude@mail.ru
I need there details:
1) level of english - aims
2) where she/he lives (where lessons will be)
3) possible lessons times

1.5 hr lesson usually costs 1000 roubles with a native teacher. Sometimes a little more depending on location.

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